Monday, May 9, 2011

Rondo to Play with One Arm & One Leg

Gotcha!

Breaking News

Rondo twisted his right leg getting out of the shower after shoot around this afternoon and needed crutches to get to the Garden.   Doc Rivers announced that Rondo will play anyway with one good right arm and one good left leg. 

Rondo was quoted as saying, "It's gonna be ugly anyway, and besides they don't have a soul who can guard me even if my one good arm was tied behind my back!"

Doc said:  "As goes Rondo so goes the Celtics, as you all well know:  this kid's got a heart as huge as the Big Dig and there ain't nothin' can stop him now.  We need all available bodies out there tonight and as long as they got a pulse and a heart, especially heart, they gonna play."

KG, Ray & Paul along with JO and Shaq will be looking out for shorty tonight, as will Delonte, and Baby, so expect trouble if Thug Wade McDirty or Bron McTarded decide to get chippy with Rondo again.

Pay back is a bitch and it's coming!


Ps.  LoL with tongue firmly in cheek.

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