Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Can the C's Beat the Heat? (w/o The Truth)

Got to Face the Heat

Tonight the Celtics face the revamped, low-key Miami Heat, remember the ones, McThugWade, LeBron McTarded, and all the rest.

After getting their butts kicked by the Dallas Mavericks in last season's finals they decided that they needed some help for the Faux three of James, Wade, and Bosh.



C-Borchst, McTarded & McThug Wade


They went out and got a real NBA player in Shane Battier, one who won't wilt in the spotlight or disappear when the going gets tough.  Like you-know-who, that Decision Maker who tends to disappear when needed for big plays.

They will also have the services of Udonis Haslem for a full season barring further injury.  The intense Haslem appeared in only 25 games last season.

The main addition, though, Battier, brings toughness, intelligent defense, and another sopt up 3-point shooter:  he's hitting around 39% for his career.

The Heat put a hurtin' on Dallas Christmas Day, can the C's catch'em nappin' post holiday. 

Without Captain Paul Pierce it might be tough.

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